Makes sense

"all that hungry makes me thirsty!"

V is for Camel

"so, trevor, are you learning about a letter in school?"

"yes."

"what letter?"

"veeeee!"

"can you tell me a word that begins with the letter v?"

"um... camel?"

emma (giggling): who needs cable tv when you have trevor?

The Playground is Evil

emma: "mom, is sex a bad word?"

me: "well, it's not really a bad word."

trevor: "hey, i know a bad word. holy shit, that's a bad word!"

Is that a compliment?

"What's that?"

"My boob."

"Oh. It looks like a shark."

Thanks for the advice

"you should get some prudential insurance on that commercial."

"i should?"

"yeah. you have to listen to it til it's in your brain."

"do you know how much i love you?"

"yes."

"how much?"

"fifty dollars."

Honesty is the best policy

"Did you poop at school?"

"Yep!"

"In the potty?"

"Yep!"

"In afterschool or in Mrs. Gaines' class?"

"In Mrs. Gaines' class."

"I'm so proud of you!"

"Yep!"

1 minute later...

"Um... actually, I didn't poop at school."

Yes, that happens sometimes.

"You know when I got sick in afterschool?"

"Yes."

"There was cereal in my nose."