Tuesday, November 18, 2008

A Trip to Circle K...

...for a treat. it is 5:30 pm and we are all in our PJs. Trevor picks up a Hershey bar.

"Do you know what this says?"

"What?"

(moving his fingers over the words)

"'Cho-co-late Bar. It's Delicious! 55 bucks."

Next he opened the door to the beer cooler. Feeling the rush of cold air:

"Holy Shrimp!"

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Um...

Scene: Trevor is in the bathtub and Emma runs in to pee.

"Get out, Emma!"

"Why?"

"You don't belong in here."

"Why not?"

"Because. You don't have a penis."

"Trevor, I'm a girl. Girls don't have penises."

"Oh well. Maybe you'll get one when you're older."