Quotable Keegan: Confessions

"Um, I never told you this, but when I was in the seventh grade I tried to turn myself into a werewolf."

Never!

"Trevor, after Rudolph you are going to bed."

"Never!"

"Yes. Bed."

"Never!"

"I mean it."

"Two words. Second word: 'nev'. Last word: 'nev-er'"

"You are going to bed when this is over."

"Did you hear me? T-O-V-O-R. Never!"